fundraising is hard. so are you.
 
a gift that stays private.
 
these boxers don’t pitch. They don’t perform. They just sit with you through the raise, the board call, the late-night “we’re fine” dinner, and the quiet panic scroll at 2:11 a.m.
 
you wear them under confidence.
they remember the work.
 
What it is:
100% cotton “fundraising is hard” boxers for people actually fundraising.
not a flex. Not a joke for LinkedIn. A small, honest artifact for the part nobody posts.
 
comfortable for all-day wear, day and night.
they won’t start investor conversations. They’ll keep your internal fire lit.
 
the paired relic: “soft promise.hard burn”
 
Included is a magnet that says “soft promise.hard burn”
a compact summary of modern tech economics, and of every deck that ends with “monetization later.”
 
reference:
Q: “How do you make money?”
 
Sam Altman: “The honest answer is that we have no idea… We have made a soft promise to investors that once we’ve built this sort of generally intelligent system, basically we will ask it to figure out a way to generate an investment return for you.”
 
what’s inside:
 
100% premium combed cotton “Fundraising is hard” boxers (S, M, L)
“soft promise.hard burn” magnet
greeting card
magnetic-closure box
 
perfect for:
 
the partner who lived through the raise with you
founder-to-founder moments that don’t need explanation 
privat congratulations that stay quiet
 
price:
 
the price is set to the opening value of one share of Church & Dwight Co., Inc. (CHD) on the day of purchase.
 
because in an AI-driven future, the best returns still come from relationships.